Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
lolsofunny: You are so fake. (via wtfsofunny)
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...– no one (via zahrabahrabobara)
Oh I swear to you I’ll be there for you This is...
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways...
lolsofunny: Every. Fucking. Day.
I was surprised when they called my name for the...
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From...
Why don’t you tell me that “If the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via drapetomania)
River Tubing and the Rainbow Spring was fun and...
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.